oh, and when you're visiting your boyfriend at county lockup, make sure you take the dildo OUT of your purse, they go through your stuff, you know.
oh, now, play nice.
man, that's just nasty.
here, take my rubber spatula.
take the batteries out of your dildo before checking your luggage.
i like soap.
good enough.
you're welcome. don't order the chicken.
that's what i do. i fed the children, clean up after them, then feed them again.
YAY. i can't wait to carry on a conversation.
mine are bright yellow boy shorts with flowers and polkadots on them. they were $10/pair.
you should learn how to change the channel on your satelite receiver, just in case you should lose your remote and get stuck on a marathon of...
mommies are like roaches. we can be decapitated and half rot before we quit cleaning.
i like panty lines on a jiggly bottom. it's like a frame.
it'll be an awful mess, and i'll have to clean it up.
yeah. really fun random ones aughtta throw off the people who just like to cruise other people's galleries without having any idea who they are.
see?! dave's a cat person. he doesn't make funny noises at cats. but if you're allergic, that makes sense that you don't want them around. i...
don't make fun of gorillas. they fling poo. especially if you're wearing reflective sunglasses. *nods sagely*
ahaha. yeah. not a lot of traffic over there. i always forget to check out poeple's pic.
correction: duct tape doesn't actually fix everything, it's just really really fun to say that and make wallets out of it and giggle at people who...
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