Fuck you, I'm Gene Simmons.
I can speak Mandarin (not fluent, but getting good) I heard Cantonese for the first time while I was in Hong Kong and thought "fuck, that's a...
Yeah, there's a "lazy" feeling to it (or maybe I'll just always feel like that on Sundays). Some of the family owned stores close early....
A lot of dick sucking going on in this thread. How many people here use alt left/right on a daily basis out in the real world? "Oh, I'm not alt...
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Fuck, why don't you just pull up in a van and offer them candy?
Lol, I've seen that container in my parents house.
Of course a stash for the farm. No question.
Just got back from the hospital. I have a sinus infection and am on antibiotics. Chinese hospitals are something else. Not even going to make a...
Go drink Starbucks and wear a funny hat.
[MEDIA] By any chance do you fuck movie stars and sniff coke in your dreams?
Jesus Christ, that's one of the most backwards, fucked up things I've ever heard.
I once smoked nothing but Hindu Kush for a week and ended up changing my name to Patel.
Wow, so cool to see Hangzhou mentioned on HF... Beautiful place. Not far from Shanghai. Yeah, I speak a bit. They offer free Chinese classes at...
The countdown is on...
I teach middle school English. Going on my second year... Time flies.
666 The number of the beast Hell and fire Was spawned to be released
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God damn. The last time I flew from Canada to China I ate 600 mg lol. I need the megalodon... Edit: apparently not. Still looks tasty though.
This Chinese app "Xiami" has everything... I have no idea how... But it does... Perfect quality and free.[ATTACH] 分享 Teenage Head 的歌曲《Take...
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