or frankincense and myrrh
strangled by yo yo water ball
Why don't you find a woman who will join the two of you in a threesome? Your wife might feel more comfortable with you there. Then she can have...
Correct. I have a bayonet wound from my belly button to two inches above my penis. I have had ladies play with the scar. I don't see why anyone...
To change the subject, is that lovely butt yours? A real beauty. You can't be insecure.
eaten alive by Marabunta (legionnaire ants)
and pink eyes
Why don't you change the headline of this post to "The Lament of a Dumb Fucker?"
fertilizer
Best advice: Leave Missouri, go to an institution of higher learning, and you won't have to ask advice on this shitty forum.
I believe I am not insecure. I think I am not. Well, maybe sometimes. I wonder. Guess I shall have to ask someone if I am. What? No, I am...
Jumped on Prancer
Filled with disappearing ink and he vanished.
From over work reading too many hippie posts.
Hump'er in Town.
birth to BBAD
Of boredom reading these posts
Love is Hell
Brothel, A House of Prostitution
Quit bitching. Go to a whorehouse somewhere. Romania has tons of them.
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