What you're doing IS normal. It doesn't make any fucking sense to bother putting down the knife, switching the fork to the right hand, and using...
Asking the original question here makes about as much sense as asking, "Since there's no water in the ocean, how do the fish that live there swim...
Don't worry about the worms. Unless you live in a third-world area infested with feces all over the place, they are not a threat to you. And...
Thank you. :) Hey, I noticed something... I started in calling someone out for a b.s. story, and then suddenly everyone is like, "Oh, yeah,...
Dude, smell what you're shoveling here. :$ You're making it seem like they dropped the quantity so that they could afford to leave the price...
That's nasty, but at the same time I kinda find it hard to believe. A thumbtack stuck into the sole of a foot -- and unnoticed for FOUR DAYS?...
When the Iraq beheadings were going on in full force for a while there, I decided to click a link to one of the videos. It was some group who were...
Me too. Hey, no one's allowed to have Kindwoman but me! :D -Jeffrey
Why the fuck would you post with every single word capitalized? Do you have any idea how fucking annoying that is to read? -Jeffrey
You direct your erection down your leg?! :eek: Why would you do that? Isn't it far more comfortable to have it laid up against your lower...
God damn it, what is so hard about spelling the fucking word "MASTURBATE"?! I swear, it is the single fucking most mispelled word used on this...
I'm glad your mom made it through the surgery. <<<vibes>>> for a strong recovery. :) -Jeffrey
Darkness is tantamount to the absence of light, the absence of energy. It relates to entropy, the slowing of and exhaustion of all energy. The...
The key to life... ...is bending your knees. Think about it. There are very few things in life that you cannot do better by bending...
As I sit here eating soup, I noticed the following: When I eat a typical meal with a fork and knife, I hold the fork in an overhand grip in my...
Yeah, really, what the fuck does this have to do with the government? It was not the government seeking the right for her to die as she had...
Bzzzzt. Nope. I strongly disagree. I think you are confused by the notion that the "mainstream" tends to regard odd or eccentric people as...
I've said this before, here. Just because you thought it was deep while on drugs does not mean it was actually deep. I think that your quote...
P.S. Fruity Pebbles also rocks!
I can't believe I am having to correct your mispelling with another mispelling -- but hey, that's how they spell it on the brand name: "Cap'n...
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