Its curved to the side you "Dress" to. The majority of blokes' dicks are curved. Unless you are a male Fibre1 and stick it between your legs, or...
Faunication Is Never Gauranteed, Except Random Sucking CRAPULENCE
You're right iddy, he is a tool..... I ban you for pointing that out to everyone!
Enjoys life by having "Lots of Laughs". :)
My Starsign is Pyrex....I was a test tube baby.....Whats your's?
Anal Retentive Men Suck Cranium
My face will be leaving in a quarter of an hour, I'd like you to be on it. :)
Hi, Do you fancy changing your name to Ben Doon? or Phil Mcracken?
Felatio Equals Erogenous Tasting HANDS
Like the sig.
Has got a cool user name, and always seems to be happy and havin a laugh.[img]
Swordfish. Does this count?
Hi guys Australian here...... Lode, I like the phrase A drunk well meaning people. That just about sums us up[img]
Time will tell if they are any better!
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