happy b-day stalker!
did you just see that? Yes, I did. You freak. who did you forget recentley? If I remembered, I couldn't answer this question. whats your...
killer
type cast
you smell like an unwashed dick, ten years after anal sex
Every time I'm at my friends house, her daughter comes up to me about 50 times and says either "you're pretty" or "I like you".
I've dated Irish guys, most of em drank like no tomorrow, almost none of em got "whiskey dick". Actually, I'm pretty sure whiskey dick is more...
I haven't really thought about it... I usually just tell people booze or money, sometimes clothes. probably the same this year, I'll probably get...
If I were still in school, I'd give a kid my 1$, go around some other kid, beat the kid I gave the money to in front of them...and tell them to...
Sorry they changed it, I think it's stupid. Love is love. Move to Canada!
oranges
shooting cans
My firends car smells like maple cookies... it sucks when you've skipped breakfast. [IMG]
We had one of the TV's on the news, the other on the hockey game...not many were into the hockey last night. Someone bought us rounds a few...
because it wasn't fucked up before? :confused:
I don't know, but when I read the title my first thought was flaming diarrhea. I doubt anyone will have anything to add to that conversation.
you smell like a dead hippie
My friend got stabbed with a spoon by either a hooker or a stripper before, it hasn't been confirmed which though. I wouldn't be surprised by...
I don't know...maybe her, it'd save a lot of trouble for everyone. I might agree with saying my Grandpa, he's not totally there anymore and...
For what? why am I doing this? I may just off myself if it's stupid. On the other hand, would my half sister count? I don't really like her, but...
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