A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I...
hehehe...that's good...funny...I'm running out of jokes...I hope people contribute more soon...
The Butterfly Effect...
20 Fun things to do in the drive through lane 1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which...
Give it a whirl it's great...especially when he says is it worth your soul...Oh and watch part 2 also one guy wishes to the wishmaster that...
I'm no Dr. Phil, but if the conversation is getting dull and repetative already, I'm not to sure you should pursue her. It would be a dull and...
Saw, When A Stranger Calls, Wishmaster
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun...
hahaha that's good...
Yo mama is like a hockey player she doesn't change her pad for three periods. A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard...
I hope we get some more jokes here. It seem s like forever waiting for new jokes. It's like everyone's driving Miss Daisy. Or everyone's typing...
Skillet, Kutless, Switchfoot
No... There are these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the...
A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest cough to attract his...
One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order. Bush leans close to...
Drop her like a bad habit...
Yes...
Well I'm sure God exists. He performed many miracles. But I don't ever put God to the test. I just have faith.
Something tells me (the Bible) that God doesn't have premarital sex. Heck, God doesn't have sex at all. God didn't do anything to have Jesus.
Why doesn't it surprise me anymore that you would start an off the wall post like this...
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