There was a young fellow named Lorne Who wished that he'd never been born. He wouldn't have been If his parents had known That the tip of the...
I've never attempted a novel, but I've put out a few short stories here, most of which have been well received. Reading other people's work, there...
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Mr. T (born Laurence Tureaud, May 21, 1952) is an American actor known for his roles as Sgt. "B. A." (Bad Attitude) Baracus in the 1980s...
This has sort of an eighteenth century English feel to it. However, just about every line contains a gross overstatement of this kid's feelings....
Please be sure you have received all the parts and read the instructions before beginning assembly. 1) Ensure privacy. 2) Partner 1 should begin...
Who's Mr. T? I hope that's not me you're calling a fool.
Thank you, great emperor Haile Selassie. Isn't that the guy who routinely hanged draft dodgers? Incidently, I was a draft dodger (USA, 1971)....
First objective must be to protect the child. For that reason the child should be placed in the care of foster parents, since in your scenario...
Powerful, concise. Requires several readings to extract the meaning. I'm not sure I really understand it, but that's allowed. Keep it coming.
You just about covered all the bases. Except for the hit that ended the ball game. "Rarely have we seen a person fail who has thoroughly...
We have a separate thread for poetry, which you didn't choose to make use of. Maybe we should have a separate thread for rap. Somewhere else.
First Jap: "What's the difference between a British nurse and a whale?" Second Jap: "You don't rape the whale first." [img]
Needs a little work. I'll mention some picky little things, because if there are ten little things wrong it tends to add up. 'followed him in'...
Tell that to Geli Raubal, Renate Mueller or Eva Braun, all of whom were reportedly lovers of Hitler, and all of whom were either murdered by...
I think Warhol and Fuller would appreciate the following. In a nonliterate or illiterate society such as ours, fame as it pertains to historical...
"A Strange Tale" succeeded only in mystifying or confusing its readers until I put in the preface. Since then, those who have responded seem to...
If that's true, the rest of us are in trouble. I'm going to stay up late tonight worrying about that. I suggest you go to user options/user...
Separate names with a comma.
