ha ha...very interesting...I am a hairy guy, but on my chest, I just have circles around my nipples and starting in between my nipples, I kinda...
Yeah I am kinda shallow...scars hell no...stretch marks...on the stomach no...but I don't mind a few on the ass. My old roommate (sort of a...
I have grown tired of real porn, but I don't like that fake hentai porn with tentacles and shit. I do like 3d porn and cartoon porn with more...
I am all about a nice firm ass. I would take an attractive women with a nice ass regardless of her breasts. Although I would prefer a nice...
Ha Ha...actually I threw away the cup, so I guess if they decide to plan world domination, I will be to blame.
All you need is scented candles, massage oil, and Barry White... Write that down! Look at me! NO COCK PUMP!
OK, so yeah this kinda grossed me out. When I masturbate, I "release" into an old fast food cup. I have a 2 roommates so when they come in and see...
I am the self-proclaimed biggest batman fan, and I think Christian Bale and his Batman flicks (Batman Begins and Dark Knight) and to a lesser...
"Now I know what you’re thinkin', let's kick ass, and take names! And end this shit, the day before yesterday!"
depressed and lonely, decides to hang
SPOILER ALERT: The scene where he slices the girl's nipples off almost made me puke. SPOILER ALERT:
"After a while all I'm doing is punching wet chips of bone into the floorboards. So I stop."
The fear is that you will break up one day and post them all over the net. Agree to take action pictures but have her hold on to them so she won't...
After a while, you get "blue balls" and your nuts hurt holding it in. But it makes your eventual orgasm that much more powerful, both in terms of...
My character... he realizes that the apocalyptic crime rate is because of global deceleration. The rotation of the earth is slowing down at a rate...
Thirteen million and you drive this piece of shit cross country to pick me up?
Sorry...but straight men don't have sex with guys. If you do, cool, whatever, but don't call yourself straight. Gay, bisexual, bicurious,...
First off, you have to gauge the nature of the insult: friendly banter...the best way to combat that is to have a clever response ready. One that...
So unless we intend to do this job in Reno, we're in barney...Barney Rubble... Trouble!
hey, I was wondering if there are other people out there who can listen to everything and have a huge mix of music. I consider myself pretty...
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