That's funny you should mention it. My dick has become bent over the years. Could it be because of some sort of yellow ooze?
Never heard of it. Although i do scream "Oh my God, Oh my God" when I'm having intercourse.
Mac and cheese makes for a wonderful massage aid for your genitals.
I'd like to titty fuck a pregnant cow.
I have too many ladies calling me. they don't give me any breathing room. Perhaps I should shelter myself and live in seclusion and just rent porn...
The main reason I need my chicks to have hair is the famous ram from behind coupled with the head jerking hair pull that accompanies my ass work....
Yer rite. Allow me to redeem myself via future postings!
I'll fuck anyone who wants to get pounded in the ass. The ass was designed for the abuse. Any takers?
Yeah. I almost pissed my pants reading that. Tee-hee-whoopty freaking tee!
Sorry. I should have said that is the queerest thing I ever heard.
Effin right we do!
Congrats, Frozen Moon. That's is the fucking gayist thing I ever heard!
This is a good post. I wish all the heathens to burn in a fiery hell.
You are observant.
I'm pretty sure it is because I am disgusted by it.
I wouldn't care how many diseases she carries cause I know it's atleast 2 less than half the chicks on this forum. In conclusion, I'd do Christina A.
Is that you in the sig? Mystery solved.
You have to be fucking kidding, dude! Those pics look like they were taken straight out of a gay cabernet!
Unfortunately, we don't need to meet you to know that you have already taken possession of the moron cake!
Anywho, I think the show is fun and entertaing and 99% of the male population would love to have Jessica as their wife. All kidding aside. I could...
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