Oh no! My boyfriend's far, far away from me. Aw maaaaaaan. Think I'm gonna need help with this one!
Honestly, I don't remember. I just recall being so drunk and climbing into a stranger's Ford. And I guess that was that!
Well, if you put it a little more suavely, a pretty, sexy and intelligent girl such as myself randomly passing along might have taken you up on...
Well, I can see from what I read that it isn't any wonder why you don't get any, sweetheart. Personally looks don't really matter that much to me...
Well, from experience vibrators can be enough for most days, hon. But nothing beats a real man for that extra connection that a thing with...
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