Damn you're hot.
Want me to oil your joints?
I'm taking over/under odds on how many more threads are started about Piaf this week.
sorry k but that was a sweet burn. :D
I have a lotta good dishes, but I don't much like to cook, it's just that I like to eat. What I need most is a maid.
I only like the cheesy kung fu flicks. The chessier the better.
I want one in mauve.
I was around the corner but my best friend apparently hit my girlfriend and she kicked him in the nuts. Of course I stuck up for my gf, but he...
The difference is that the Vietcong waved goodbye to us when we left, the Muslims, on the other hand, are more apt to follow us home. And they...
I smell like coconut, but it's from shampoo. Btw how much poo is in shampoo?
You should start knitting some baby booties
Paramount to that is a commitment to make each other happy, and if your mate were compelled to seek that elsewhere, you are likely not holding up...
Speak for yourself, asshole! :D
So is having a sexdream about someone cheating, too? What about checking out another woman's butt as she walks by? I stand by my assertion of...
Good luck Caitlin. You were made for this career and I'm sure you'll shine.
Maybe you do want it to escalate. But if there is no physical contact and exchange of fluids I don't consider it cheating.
You had sex with a phone? [img]
yeah Shiner is the only thing I would drink in Texas, Yuengling was the only thing I would drink in Pennsylvania. In Florda, I was shit out of...
Not that budweiser is beer, nor is any other rice-brewed swill they may want to call beer.
Yeah, Rogue is the definitely worst of that lot. But Mirror Pond and Bridgeport don't cost much more than budweiser around here, and they're both...
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