keep it simple. talk about everyday things and try to ask her questions... alotta times people make the mistake of beiing nervous and talking too...
Oh once I had a dog, His name was Russ. He ran across the road, And was hit by a bus. I ran to his side, screaming bloody murder in my head. Bus...
Went to take a poop. In my bathroom, I sat down. Plop! ... That's the ticket.
i'm pretty effin hot, damnit.
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I like to lick my girlfriend's butthole and clean it up after she takes a poop. Kidding.
Is it okay to pay for sex? Imagine if you're handicapped or otherwise have some flaw that prevents you from having a relationship or sex, is it...
Bush. He is a schmuck. When he goes to war, the rest of us duck. Why can't he just drink beer and fuck? I'm afraid that in Eye-raq, we are stuck....
maybe next time try not to fuck 4 guys in one night.... a little less slutty can go a long way. and i don't need no comments telling me to be...
oh, yeah, sure, conservatives SAY they're for limited government and less federal government.... but tell that to the bushes, both george and jeb!...
i voted for piece of ass, but it depends really on the situation... and also, depending on the girl, i might prefer just getting a blowjob as...
gag reflex
my ex-gf was asian (i am white) and the bitch smoked pot everytime before we had sex.... stupid bitch. boy, was that a wasted 8 months! then she...
hey, "where do you prefer your guys cums?" is NOT a dumb thread! YOU try to come up with new, creative threads on a daily basis and you'll notice...
lakshen, watch out for that remaining 0.524%. it can be a bitch.
yes, all the time. even now.
getting a blowjob every day for the rest of your life without having to beg for it.
i think it should be 18. or even over that.... people are having sex too early these days. you have the rest of you life to have sex, no need to...
Mind fucking across the universe.
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