You better use one of those glade packets. Don't expect a guy to ever go down on you, but if they do it will be slim chance to none...
You better be careful with those thin white pants you woman wear. You may start a male riot!
If you have a problem with a small percentage talking girth, then I say length does matter. Learn to use your tongue or get into swinging....
Take them both to Dr. Frankenstein's lab and have them do a switcheroo...
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By any chance, do you know where "The Lost City of Atlantis" is?
The upside of this whole situation is that if you have a small penis, it's going to make you feel like a big guy. If you have a normal sized penis...
He is right, it's not a virus. It is truly a woman trying to use a seductive voice and subliminal messaging. I don't think it will work on anyone...
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go to a bakers store and get some cinnamon extract, it gives you a warm sensation...
I don't messwith the shit anymore, but sex on meth was the shit!
ooooooo, I wanna try it out...
And that would be interesting to know how you use your fleshlight....
I wish I lived in Cleveland...
Yeah, now its time to put a lollipop in it and let the hair be free... [IMG] Who loves ya, baby?
I heard alot of cool bands will be playing there too...
! HAHA! They better start putting their nickles and dimes together so she can get a vaginoplasti...
Great attitude! The cup is always half full for you. Always positive...
HAHAHA! You said she has a big pussy! I think I like you now....
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