The votes are already stacking up, but there's still time to make yours count. You have a week to get them in! As the excitement builds, we can...
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We could privatise Christmas, leave it to the principles of the free market to decide how our holiday should be branded instead of the church....
Real men do not: Eat soup Masturbate Go deaf Play rugby Hear the word 'straw' without chuckling Go to the cinema Learn French Shake Kill arabs
Good suggestion, brother! Or Asdaval perhaps in the name of secular tolerance and in sympathy for the lower classes
I agree Joshua Tree, Cameron should go the whole way and ban religious tolerance as well, it has caused nothing but harm, good point you've made...
So we all know by now that Christianity has hijacked christmas, attempting to turn this secular celebration into a religious festival. Now that...
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This could be the closest awards we've had yet... get your vote in! Closing date is Sunday 16th December...
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The votes are piling up! Almost three so far, get them in before it's too late! Keep 'em coming! Get them in! Bring them forth!
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Nick Clegg is the patron saint of Wales.
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It's that time of the decade again! [IMG] Yes, it's that time of year again, that time when we dig deep into our minds, hearts and bowels...
That's a good start, but you shouldn't believe in something or not believe in something because you like or don't like the idea. You should...
I will be deep frying a mars bar, eating some shortbread, talking loudly and unintelligibly and ensuring that I smell faintly of wee in your...
If there is one more spank of the Chegwin I will nullify the game and move into the Barinson Barinson Leaky and Plapp (1862) phase (B).
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