lol true
Ever seen 3D porn?
I'm in South Georgia. I like it alot, like Forrest Gump said. Theres bad guys everywhere but almost just as many good ones. Also, what are you...
:hurray:HAAAAA. Paula Dean pouring butter all over me and licking it off.:hurray:
You can test the waters by walking up behind her mom unexpectedly while she is bent over and gently inserting a finger in her ass. If she accepts,...
My roommate had nipples like DINNER PLATES......he was a guy
depends
Have you tried Rufinol?
pushing daisies = selling weed check it --->http://soundcloud.com/preskrybed_vybez/pushin-daisies-presidential-sh
One time I talked about my dick at work.......when I still had a job.
lol good stuff
HAAAAAAA! that would SUCK! I couldn't imagine being tricked into sniffing a dirty sock after coming down off of a Butthash session
My favorite is the Mexican Blowtorch :sombrero:- you get a cotton ball:sultan:, dip it in some alcohol, stick it on his dick:( and LIGHT IT ON...
This Jenkem shit is FIRE!
HHAAAAAAA!!! Killing me
You sound like a good girlfriend. play your cards right and you can run mind control on this dude.
your probly freaking out. wait for a while and if it gets wor, then worry about it. I've freaked myself out too many times in my life and found...
anal hygeine? oxymoron?....
whoa dude. Not on birth control??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that sucks. my exgirlfriend could have sex but would get super sore after like 20 mins. of course she had came by this time and i hadn't. AHHHHH
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