awake before 7am and eating leftover shepherd's pie. already been out in my kilt to hang up the netflix movies for the mailman and wave at the...
1 - age - 40 2 - penis size - 7.5" x diameter of a half dollar 3 - height - 6'6" 4 - orientation - straight 5 - number of partners - 6 voluntary,...
'see, dumbass, you don't feed the critters, they starve. they starve, they die. they die, we starve. we starve, we might decide to eat you.'
make em miss a couple meals, and tell em that's what the critter had to deal with cause they didn't do their job. if they still don't get the...
actually, that one's quite easy to mold a replica of various body parts. use the plaster to make the mold, fill with the silicone... pipes can be...
go through home depot and discuss 'pervertable' objects.. bonus points for things not typically thought of as kinky. (chain and rope is easy......
tosses some pork loin, tenderquick curing salt, brown sugar and old bay seasoning into a gallon ziplock, adds a bit of water, smushes out the air...
it's not so much the mental hamster running that I mind, it's the brain-wheel squeaking.
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I'm going to try to not be a jerk today. but I'm not great company either. I had an emotional meltdown last night over sht that I thought was dead...
I'm a yank. Humour me. :laughing:
nothing, so long as you've been exposed to the british humor before. if you haven't, it sounds right cheeky. :tongueclosed:
yeah, people don't always get the british way of talking to each other. nothing like sitting there talking to a buddy of yours and his fiance says...
yep, call the wife by the wrong name once.. I guarantee you'll never hear the end of it.
this reminds me of a dream I had where mark ruffalo married janeane garofalo and they introduced themselves as mark and janeane gararuffalolo
yeah, I'm coming up dry. it's a permissions error, and the only other thing I could think of is either your antivirus (or windows itself) is...
bleh. let me try a bit of googlefu and see what I can come with for you.
try running the installer in administrator mode. generally when this error happens, the pc seems to think it doesn't have high enough clearance to...
there's just something that sounds intrinsically wrong about purple dragon buns, pete.
solution to that? work nekkid.
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