Someone at CNN with way too much free time drew up an article about this a few days ago....
I am about to do it.
I top out around 45 WPM and wish I could do faster.
I am doing it now.
I am.
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I am going to jerk off now.
Doing it now
I am yanking on my throbbing penis now.
Not yet, but I will.
There's obviously no such thing as a universally beloved celebrity, but I like to think he will always come closest to that ideal. Even critics of...
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I could sure use it now.
I am masturbating now.
I am just about to do it.
Someone else who's mostly not around anymore.
I'm pretty sure that member is long gone from here.
I did it late last night again.
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