Say a pet died and you're really really depressed. The depressed excuse is rather good, as they can't disprove it, and you can hardly go to work...
Fifty bucks and a pinecone on right hand pointer.
That's the greatest song of all time, excluding about a thousand songs. It's still great. I like flowers. And sunlight.
Want me to take off my shirt and dance again?
Come on people, this thread is clearly a joke. Open your eyes and stop throwing chips at the trolls.
Heh. Thought so ;)
Am i the only one who can't see what other people voted?
The job or the vodka?
Another Monday at home on my arse. I need a job. And a bottle of Grey Goose. Mmmmm.
The only rum i remember drinking is Bundaberg rum. Horrendous shit. The taste of it was still in my mouth even after i purged my taste buds with a...
Yes, Jager bombs are definantly the shit. Fucking cops confiscated my half full bottle of Jager when they arrested me because first they said i...
I want a nuke, so i can hold the world ransom for all it's lupins.
This is George Bush we're talking about here. Dont expect anything at all. And i've seen footage of his reaction when he was told. His expression...
I'm more than willing to admit i'm wrong, but not at the word of someone over the internet with no evidence or arguments to back it up other than...
I don't buy CDs, but my favourite tracks are On The Eve Of War, A Storm Of Swords, Animal Rap, Blood In Blood Out, I Against I and Kublai Khan...
Kalmah - Heroes To Us
Yes, i did. There's so many bands out there that actually listening to all of them would take far more time than i have, so if i can narrow them...
Au contraire, i'm sure he'll be glad you've brought the topic round to something he knows about. From what i've read he might have to use a...
If i were you i'd mutter something about "...yeast infection..." or "my last partner complained of a burning dick whenever we had sex. It could be...
I am! :D
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