It's irrational to automatically hate all cops, just as it's irrational to assume that all hippies hate all cops. I have a friend - two DUIs -...
Oh no.
That tears it. I'm building a safe room.
This whole thing made my face hurt from grinning. Now I have a headache.
Yeah GAWKER's put it up. I'd be furious with the hospital if photos of my half eaten face were leaked, of course the guy is probably heavily...
". . .then one day ended up kissing each other" LOL. I love this language. This one ranks right up there with "Mistakes were made" and "I...
Yeah this whole thing seems pretty damned fishy. I wish Timothy Leary was still alive.
Aw man, I don't think I'd want to go through all that again. I don't have a problem with people waiting, but I still think it's risky to marry...
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So this is how the zombie apocalypse starts? With bad acid? . . . Yet another very compelling reason to legalize and regulate the...
I had an unhealthy sensitivity to my toys' "feelings". I would obsessively rotate my stuffed animals and action figures on shelves and various...
THAT would make one helluva a good screenplay.
No one fucks anyone by accident. Anyone who tries to tell you that they fucked someone on accident is a liar. It's possible to regret fucking...
I'm not going to be happy until I can control this shit with my mind.
I vote for punching him in the eye. It's healthy to punch your roommate in the eye at least twice a year. You might not get your money back, but...
Be yourself, do what feels right to you. Let genuinely aloof or nonchalant people be aloof and nonchalant. It makes me feel very good to hear...
Yeah, that's a bit of the old beating a dead horse. I thought that was the mass media's purpose. I guess they don't even feel the need to...
WTF does that mean? Why "especially"? What if I said that "both sexes deserve equal pay for equal work - especially men"? Or "people deserve...
Dude, come on. It's meaningless. It means nothing. It bears no relevance on anything in reality - except a slightly higher STD risk, which I'm...
Don't ever ask for "the number" approximate or not. That was your first mistake. This number thing, the fact that it bothers you, it's because...
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