Banned fruit is the sweetest.
Rarrr. Save that for the island, baby. :cool:
You totally said that! The purple quote box even says so! :D
This is my fav post :cheers2:. If you want your ego boosted even more, you're invited to my place :D
Daisymae-"Anyone who quotes the Bloodhound Gang is badass"
See? You're the master of diss! If you guys wake up to me standing over you and breathing heavily, I'm having an asthma attack :)
If i already had a boner it probably would of been difficult to turn him down. Unless it was big buff dude. I'd instantly lose my boner if they...
My precious thread! Haha. From the dreadlock area I'd bring Zilla and naedhippie. It would be fun to listen to them rippin on me all the time :)
Do you watch xhamster a lot? I swear i watched a vid yesterday on there and she said that exact same thing!
You naughty naughty girl, you. :D
Honestly, somehow it always seems that I'm dreaming of something I can never be It doesn't bother me, 'cause I will always be the pimp that I...
:) So uhhh, what would you do if you were stuck on an island with me? :hat:
Hey buddy, I've got a cock and balls dangling between these legs and I know I'm NOT a shemale. :cool: What can I say? You entice the beast...
Well hey, I'm harder than a coconut. No pun intended. :D
You've got skittles, luna.
*Sets up webcam* Hey wanna see something? ;):D
I'd love for you to kick my ass. Rarrrr. ;). If i strip down while you're beatin me up, just keep on going, dont mind me.
Hey! I wouldn't rape you :mad:. I dont think i could. It would be quite a struggle. Id have to like hit you over the head first with a coconut.
I sure do. I think its hot. I just get bored before it ends. I have a low attention span. I cant watch a porno from beginning to end. Fast...
That would be interesting. You guys have to watch lesbian porn while doing the funky munky?
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