I am a full supporter of preemptive sneak attack, but I guess this doesn't apply to me because I could live without a blow job. I just like to eat...
No, my girlfriends home...
That's going to be funny when the tube comes apart 3/4 of the way in your ass and you have to explain yourself to the doctors and nurses...
I used to like to run into apartment parking structures that I know have video surveillance. I'd take paper bags and cut holes in them so I can...
shit, that would be cool. take advantage and charge old ladies on craigs list as a male escort. add 3 more ours. at 8 hours a day and 40 hours a...
roflmao, one time I got out of the shower and was standing my the bed, my cat reached over and slapped the shit out of my dick with her nails. So...
OMG! I just experienced premature ejaculation for the first time when I saw your picture. Have I formally introduced myself? If not, my name is...
Did it do anything for you, maybe even a tickle?
Do they have a boob lift like surgery for the nuts?
Who was your mom? Sasquatch?
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I want to get peed on my a hot chick...
I'll stick with lesbian porn or straight porn
If it was a woman I would try to get her attention and talk to her, if it was a guy I'd capture him with my phone cam, snap a pic get his...
Hello Mrs. Chaos...
Put a little time aside and practice on your spelling...
I love freshly worn panties...
Wow..
I usually feeel real guilty for masturbating, after I cum I jump in the shower, clean myself real good and say the rosary 12 times. Then go to...
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