Did you get doo-doo dick?
I love to eat pussy. I have eaten so much pussy I could put gynecologists assistant on my resume...
Maybe you should lay off the salsa. Or maybe she has some open sores (herpes) in her mouth that she didn't tell you about.
I'd rather jack off...
After the rebellion started restoring the galaxy I was captured by two Storm Troopers that belonged to a fleet of the remnants of the Empire. . At...
I'd love to help also, but I'm kinda far too...
He probably did, but only the cheap stuff that is low on octane, like regular unleaded...
I bet you love nascar or low rider magazines, don't you? probably like pure porn. By the way, I whack it to PC word magazines. The quad...
Or he is off his meds...
It's is, it has 3 knuckles in it. I usually beat the shit out of that pussy:D
I learned how to sign carrot in my sign language class at Pima...
What's limit?
Panties are yummy...
...very unfair!
Squirt or golden, I want a hot chick to pee on me...
Their are a bunch of cocksuckers in this world and now he's on the list. Now you know what to do when you are short of cash. Now go to Home Depot...
HAHA, do you call it winkie? Actually that could be a plus. I know hot girls that would rather have a guy with a smaller dick, because they would...
Send me some of your panties and I'll confirm that.
"I'll fuck anything that moves!" (human and with a vagina) [img]
I love pussy, it's part of my extended food pyramid, it comes after desert. Save the best for last...
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