Your sheep? You can not own a living being and thus you never had any sheep to begin with. However, for the well fair of the sheep I shall tell...
The sun does not do anything, we orbit it, the sun doesn't "rise or fall" at all. Also the sun likes to be called Ted. You must be tortured...
As the title says, ask me a question and I, Grand Master Guru Giant, will answer!
Don't count your chicks before they're in my pants.
Your straight, nothing to worry about really.
You know what guys...I've never had cyber sex.
mmmhmm, I love doing in the shower after a hard days work. Or any time I'm in the mood and alone really!
I Am The Mole-man! Muhahahahahahahahaha
Broken Glass!
I'm called Giant because of my massive...ego!
LA LA LA
Its way to good to pass and I've gotta say, I've had pretty good experiences all round.
Red, we hate the same things. We're like hate-buddies or something.
I agree with honeyfugle one hundred persent, its just crazy how much these people eat and I'm worried about it.
Spontaneous sex is the best, followed by "haven't seen each other in forever and miss you so much I'm gonna explode sex"
Because your a bit of a poobrain. :D
Naked. Both of us.
Aliens.
Madness.
He was of Turkish desent, I doubt most folks could even tell he wasn't white.
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