We almost lost a 300 dollar hand cart!
What'd you have? (I win)
Why I gotta be a buttplug? Banned for his insensitivity.
Someone that ugly is not having sex in public. jk, dude. My cell phone won't stop fucking ringing. I masturbate. I'm planning on getting piss...
I ban you for that spam attempt.
I'll be takin' these Huggies and , uh... whatever cash you've got in the drawer.
...if I had something to masturbate TO... ahem! gesome's half eaten corpse was found in a basement. I haven't worked out ALL the details,...
Just use screen names. redyelruc was last. Raunchy elves drank yellowing electric lettuce rumdrinks under canopies
Nice package, postman.
It only makes me wish I were a tree. Isn't Nicaragua a little far for someone like you to be traveling to?
lol. I'd thought that. Did you know my ex-wife moved out of our home today? My God, it's peaceful.
I love your sig, gesone. It's so... informative.
Banned for taking flash photos during the US Open.
What do you know of good? Or bad? It's a life struggle for you to even form an original thought, you simple fuck.
And you were exactly right. I'm A to B, economy class.
You don't look like the bungee type. I keep reptiles. I can't see past the end of my nose without my glasses. I hate the sound of running water.
Yes. Believe me, I know.
Hey friend. Massage your pubis?
I'm running out of creative ways to kill you. Accidental self mummification due to being trapped in a giant dehumidifier. They'll find him in a...
lol! Baby, I had to crash that Honda.
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