...'cuz I got not transportation. Just a little black book with my poems in.
Hold my trophy while I kiss your girlfriend. I'm a winner.
I have to say you're one of the more curious fuckers I know. Did you know my son Scotty is a wrestling fan? I mean like WWF. Not collegiate or...
4 out of 5 dentists surveyed recommend jello brand gelitan for thier patients who eat gelitan. 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed recommend thier...
well then I've no incentive to try and avoid being banned, and therefore being banned is no longer a punishment. Banned to promoting my apathy.
Well that's bunk, cuz my ex never did a fucking thing. I guess. I mean, if you say so. Did you know an average of 4 lightbulbs a month burn out...
An eclectic blend of past and present. A figure to be looked upon for guidance in these troubled last days.
Banned for not knowing porn from shinola.
Always sends a sympathy card to his driveby victims' families. Crummy is a gentleman, fo sho!
Can't grow tomatoes, and wouldn't even if he could.
Must have disliked your spelling errors... but I had no idea. Did you know pirahnas can strip your flesh in 15 seconds?
Banned for that ugly-assed sig picture.
Let's hottub, and we'll decide on the particulars.
Banned for not inviting me to Ohio for the weekend.
I'm the mutherfuckin' foot master. I got my technique down and everything. I don't be ticklin' or nothin'!
I honestly had no idea I'd done it until just now. I'm still not sure how it happened. But thanks for the input. Did you know I just found my...
You certainly make an impression upon those you meet.
I'd love to lend a hand. Amongst other things.
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I didn't know that. Guess I better watch my mouth.
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