always gotta remember to use safe beak kids!
I'm psyched about v-day! it means all the couples will come in and want massages. :D lots of money for me.
nothing wrong with a nerdy cougar :p
you just keep getting cooler! :cheers2:
how about a whip... it's sexy and dangerous? :cool:
I thought you ate ass with a spoon... damn, now I'm confused.
I know huh? get paid $200 a week to jerk off... it's a hard knock life.
good one I've always been fond of broken glass... great at exfoliation.
cactus quills... the really fine ones that get stuck and tear when you pull them out.
yeah I'm with you, fitzy. you can make like $800 a month out here. too bad I don't live in the bay yet.
I can hit a bitch from 20 paces with my one eyed yogurt slinger does that count? :eek::cool:
get the springs as tight as you can still allowing enough postive flex on the bridge. Tighter springs = better tune retention generally. and...
lol you really are a mom! :cheers2:
sucks... and blows... :D :cheers2:
do you feel the same way about giving?
lol another ex... ah fuck it ;) had this like anal phobia... if we even talked about anything involving the mudbutton she'd get nauseated.
:) thanks. normally I don't care but I've been called on talking about exes too much in the past. Maybe it's not such a bad thing not to kiss...
yeah totally, it's greeeaaaaaaat! I love eating so much... some people don't like receiving though. I find that fucking crazy... maybe it's too...
sounds like fun to me. *edit* too much personal info about somebody else. :(
hi my name is, tim... we should totally hang out all day. :D
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