Basically, I have recently fell for my best friend. We have been friends for over 2 years. I started getting romantic feelings for him about 4...
Chihuahuas like Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Who knew?
J. D. Salinger is what I got
I looked it up today.....story is a fake. still funny tho
I get mistaken for a lesbian occasionally ...until I mention the kids. But never a dude....my lips are always too glossy for that
nah, i was just horny and barking up the wrong tree a troll would have totally did me
then I don't wanna be right. Saturday night I was up late. Now for the last year, there has been someone knocking on my windows and back door in...
So a friend of friend of friend of a friend has a son with downs syndrome. He is 26 but had just gotten to the point that he could be left at home...
......again. *shrug* Least I'm consistent. Damn hormones
Please...please...please at least put an -a instead of an -er :willy_nilly:
how were there "other inhabitants"?
Which color girdle do you wear? Seems like black would be for formal occasions......then again what is more formal than 18 monkeys in your pants?...
So if I have this correct.....this man is surviving by eating his own boogers!!! That IS quite a feat
a year's salary, he made a good deal
damn right, RT is my occasional booty call And I'm not spending the night......whore
Boondocks. Riley's Teacher: "He uses it for everything. Nigga, shut up. Nigga, that's gay. Nigga you bullshitting. Last week at lunch Riley says...
that's gotta be hard, just hold on
oooooooooooookay...
I fucking hate banks and their stupid employees They are set up to collect fees, bitches. I called just to see if I could get a refund on an...
she's just crazy..... and not in a good way
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