"You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." —George W. Bush, to a divorced mother of...
"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program." -George W. Bush Okey dokey....
Bush is an idiot. Immediately after 9/11, we had the world on our side. The world. Osama Bin Laden and Al Qaeda were the enemy. So we go after...
The ones that scare me are the ones that happen when I'm just sleeping lightly. In other words, pre-REM dreams. When you're asleep your muscles...
I have those types of dreams all the time. I'm aware it's a dream, and sometimes I have free will to an extent, but most of the time not. When I...
I've had my share of weed dreams. Some are based on reality, some either wishful thinking or just based on guilt or paranoia. The good ones...
You look OK to me.
I have 3 hands and 3 dicks. I don't get out much.
Well, I got 1187. It takes a little tinkering to get a good score. Shit, the high score is over 88,000. How they got that kind of a score is...
Dominoes isn't too bad I guess. At least you didn't say Pizza Hut. They haven't had decent pizza in 20 years. I'd as soon have a fuckin' piece of...
I couldn't find an appropriate forum to post this in, so I just put it here, what the hell. It's a cool little catapult game. What makes it...
"The Godfather" "The Grapes of Wrath"
Horror (the "Hellraiser" series), War ("Blackhawk Down", "Platoon", "Patton"), History ("The Passion of the Christ", "Braveheart", "Troy"), Sports...
No question about it...smoke some sherm. Acid doesn't exactly provoke aggression and is too disorienting. Meth? I don't know. You could end up...
The first time I tripped, I had a five minute conversation with my friend without speaking. The next day he agreed with me that we in fact had the...
Water works, if you drink enough of it. It's never failed me. I mean liters and liters, until you're pissing every half hour. It's a matter of...
Why not just wait until Monday to get high?
I can still smell it in my skin after 20 years. A small area on my left forefinger, no shit. Kind of a sweet flowery smell.
The visuals that impressed me the most were always the "brain movies" I'd get when I closed my eyes. Impossibly complex and constantly changing...
I'm thinking that I'd like to be a lollipop.
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