I was honestly coming in here expecting some "ironic" smug and uninformed remarks, but actually that was quite good.
Too shallow with too many rocks, I assume. But that's a great place for thinking. They just built this little trail out in the country in my...
You want a sexy bike? Here you are, the Tagun from Hase Spezialraeder. Long wheelbase recumbent with underseat steering and mostrously...
I lived in Austin for 6 years, in a subdivision called Texas Oaks. =) Wish I was there now.
I have to agree, you don't look right without your eyebrows. And don't draw them back for god's sake, let them grow lol. Drawn-on eyebrows look...
I prefer Steven Wright, but Hedberg was a great comedian. And he died this past year. =(
Depends on the topic. You can come off as a slut, or should I say it would be easy to see how someone would say that, but I don't think you do...
I don't know that I would ever want someone drinking my cum unless it was straight from the source.
I don't know. I have no real respect for writers that focus only on poetry. With that said, Edgar Lee Masters (Spoon River Anthologies) and...
I can never remember when or why I wrote this. It's the longest poem I ever wrote, and I really have no idea what it's about. It's also not...
The last picture really shows just how beautiful you are. =)
You're as purty as ever. And the tree reminds me of that scene where the Grinch shuts-up the christmas tree like an umbrella lol
Um... purrrrrr.... I think about boobs maybe 2 or 3 times a day. Not often, and typically not for very long. Unless I'm in the mood, then it's...
Wow.. he looks tons different than I thought hehe.
Whoa.. did she just get even prettier? o_o
(Hey! I recognize this background image from http://www.theinspirationgallery.com/ -- now, back on-topic) You know.. I'm sorry, I've changed my...
I'm shy and submissive towards attractive women that I don't know very well. However.. if I know you (and I do get to know people pretty quickly)...
aww ^_^ *squeeeeeeeeeeze* but really, I dunno, I never felt "abused" by that.. honestly speaking I feel more abused having been forced to watch...
*frowns and hugs*
Actually, having that kind of experience and knowledge has been very difficult for me to cope with, and I'm almost afraid to say why. But I will,...
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