My head hurts
All great but no ladies? Paddling the pink canoe, rubbing the pink oyster etc..
Now that's funny
Whack-n Stroke-n-it Paddling the pink canoe What are some other names?
I just try not to sit on my penis. Other than that no rules
Bob
The Millennium Falcon
Kareem Abdul Jabbar Plenty of height and great at the net
Who loves ya baby
Dara your hot! I'll watch you anytime you want:p
Its almost imposible for a guy not to touch his boner!
Quit gripping it so tight
If she just turned 40 then shes just now hitting her sexual prime ( the way you felt about sex at 16 ) that explains the change in sexual desire....
pmub oops bump
White man overbite!
Especially when burned with a magnifying glass! We would melt them in the opening of the ant hill.
uuuhhhhhh ok? Once i was inspecting a house and the lady of the home was walking me from room to room as she opened the door to her teenage...
Were either of you married?
Bra fit tester! Have you ever mistaken toothpaste with another product?
If a girl spit it out that would be a deal breaker! Have ya seen how wet a girl gets? I also wonder if the swallow spit debate is geographical ?...
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