How about something like modpodge? I would also sand them a bit to rough them up so the glue will stick better.
grind them up for fertilizer and grow people weed...smoke your friends and relatives... ewwww "bunny" slippers with penis ears...:D
Play Dr. Frankenstein and make a new man out of all the best parts. :D
Is your period late yet? Unless you go to your doctor and get a blood test, you could just get a false negative on a pee test because there isn't...
Fat Elvis...whoa...
Serve sushi on them reanimate them for a zombie army
Dogs are domesticated animals. They aren't wild to start with, so they can't be rehabilitated and released, and you are assuming they want to be...
They don't want you to know that when you finally get down to the beach, all the chairs are taken because it's so crowded.
It's in his butt.
SpongeBob just doesn't translate into Chia. He looks weird... I bet my kids would love a Chia, though...too bad I'm done my Xmas shopping. :D
Three words: Nine Months Pregnant Yes, I'm dead sexy...*rubs nipples*
Since we have lived here, we have renovated the upstairs bathroom once for rental, and now we are doing it up nice for ourselves. Downstairs has...
I had no idea that guy had a name. That's amazing.
I'm fine with doing activities by myself, if no one else is interested. The paying-someone-to-pretend-to-like-me idea is just sad. If you want...
RIP Mr. Nielson...you were a funny man with white hair... 84 is 10 years longer than the men in my family tend to get. Both grandpa's died in...
New side tables and lamps for the living room. And a pair of slippers. And some chocolate... Actually LOTS of chocolate. Just back a truck up to...
Some people will buy anything.
She'd better learn to keep her sun under control, it causes forest fires, cancer, crop damage and such. When she figures that out, then we'll...
Next sunburn I get, I am suing the shit out of her.
Nope. My mister knows my username here, but not my password. He could read my posts anytime he wants to. No one knows my email passwords, but...
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