Curfew is a bit much at 19, but at the same time if my kids treat my house like a hotel, they will find themselves paying rent. There will be no...
You mean they will have to dig your 5 day stinking corpse out of the clutter? I know a firefighter who had to go into a hoarder's apartment to...
Yeah, just head over to the Christianity forum, you'll find plenty of discussion.
You definitely don't want to use THAT for sucking dicks. Snip snip.
Here's one my dad told me: People who write on shithouse walls, Should roll their shit in little balls; People who read those lines of wit,...
I'm sure most of the guys here are playing the world's smallest violin for you. ;) Just be careful with it, and learn how to use it. Nobody gets...
The eggs I get, but I don't understand how one would use a coffee pot to bone chicken. Use it like a hammer and pulverize it?
You need go find yourself an l'minmypanties and go there.
My favourite meat is probably chicken. It's so versatile. :)
It was such a nice day today, I had the windows open all day to air out the house. It gets damp and smelly in here when there is too much rain.
That seems to be an American thing. Coupons aren't really that great here, and if you do get one you would use, it's only for one item.
We still have one, but there used to be two. We saw Cowboys and Aliens last year. Didn't go this year.
He also has Wolverine's hair.
Are you going to tell us or what? An electric knife?
No.
Now we need to know what kind of shirt. I must have closure on this issue!
I can think of 4 gay men that I know were raised in traditional two-parent families. I can only think of one who was raised by his mother after...
No, please continue wiping. My nose will thank you. But you might save on toilet paper. ;)
I don't think karma will kill your family for saying you got linked from somewhere. What is let's play of the dead or alive 5?
2 frat boys 1 butt?
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