We hear ya, penny! We hear ya and AMEN to that!
Christ, what a slut! It seems you'd slap alot of asses without any remorse. Take it easy there, Mae West! You are still young. Try to slow it down...
I usually end up with two dates on the same nite. I can rarely ever decide which girl to take out so I usually just stay home by myself and...
Untrimmed pussies are my pet-peeve
"She's too fat for me"by some polka band
Any thing is possible if you put your mind to it.
I will usually buy myself a few friends with it. When people know I have a few bucks in my pocket, they usually look past my ugliness.
[img] And what am I, chopped liver?
The Dentist of England (you'd be the first)
Oh hell. I'd fuck Sean Connery and I'm not even gay. I would just wanna brag to people that Bond packed my fudge. My brush with greatness.
Please let me clear up any self-esteem issues that may be plagueing you: You ARE ugly. Now you don't have to be left wondering. Hope I helped you...
Cigar Afficianado
[img] I win! Now, please, fuck off.
Cave Yodeller (code name for lesbo)
The King's Cocksucker.
[img] Me: 1. Handsome 2. Nice Hair 3. White 4. Jovial 5. Masculine stubble
Shroom has ripped me off several times. I just have to learn to not leave my wallet on the nite stand.
Like you'd have a choice there, Nancy. ;)
If you are that dumb then I would have done the same.
If that's the case then give me your fucking wallet, suckbag!
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