My ex-girlfriend went there, with her mother, and brought me back a Jimi Hendrix figurine, with him sitting next to an amp, as his guitar is on fire.
while the gobblers
the roosters looked
Hi, Carmen. You sound interesting. If you're ever in Virginia Beach, let's play some music. I play guitar. I could play other things, like,...
She cooked meat, in a crockpot, made some corn, gave it to me, then sat there. Did I mention that she spent an extra year in high school, taking...
I am, finally, getting something off my chest.
Why take the lasagna off your nose? Not irrelevant enough? Why take the butterfly off your nose?
You don't sound rude. I told my ex- that I wanted to make a difference in someone's life. The girl I'm with, now, was getting into meth. She...
I can't. I brought her 1,000 miles back to where I live. With a dog. She's says that she would leave, if I found someone else, because she...
Dear Maintenance, Thanks for taking nine days to figure out that there's a leak, in my locked air-conditioner closet. Chris
Aries and Scorpio are good for a short fling.
My neighbor came in and borrowed a steamroller, while I was sleeping. I paid $20 for it. He gave my girlfriend a $12 Wal-Mart gift card. I...
When you smoke herb, you activate your cannabinoid receptors, and, they all hit off at once, feeling as if you're "lifted" by an angel.
Eleanor Rigby. Every bit of that song could be repeated in my head, over and over, and, I'd never get sick of it.
Thanks, jimmyjoe1! We must've met at the pub, or somewhere else. Marley shows me that you have a hand I need to shake. :sifone:
brought a turkey
Well, you're right. She wasn't married when we met, online- playing spades-, I didn't talk to her for two years, and, then all of us sudden, she...
Sam and Jane
with sweaty children
30% of today's society jerk themselves off, daily. 22% of my brain wants to delete this.
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