You're right. Watching another man masturbate while you also jerk off is a completely normal and heterosexual activity.
Chewed fingers are disgusting. Why bite when some genius invented nail clippers?
No, you don't. You look average and you are clearly lacking in intellect. I think it would be better for our species if you did not reproduce.
Jerking another man's cock is pretty gay.
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