I've be "uninvited" to watch people have sex... Many times.
I knew about "oral sex" before I lost my virginity. To answer your question: Yes, I've stuck it in every hole.
My mother.
I'm at the same stage in my life... Well, except I'm a guy and the sexes are reversed... You get the point. Anyway, there's no harm in one...
You should ask if she does some kind of marriage/relationship deal. Might be costly, but you'll be getting quality fucking service.
That's a personal question, you should be ashamed!
Yeah, I like the part where the penis goes in the vagina.
Well, it's time to learn some new words. Getting us to make "comebacks" for you would mean that you've given up thinking for yourself, or that...
I don't judge people based on their skin colour. I judge them on the way they dress/talk/act... Much more accurate.
That was fucking hilarious, I'm gonna use that on one of my buddies later when we're smokin' a sesh. :smilielol5:
I recently broke up with my girlfriend of almost 3 years. I won't get into all of the "touchy feely" bullshit, because I know that nobody wants to...
What does listening to metal have to do with being Goth?
This sounds horrifying.
Hearing people chew with their mouths open. Nothing pisses me off more. I could honestly take down an entire army if I heard someone chewing with...
Looks normal to me man.
Amen to that.
I don't know about a "relationship". But meaningless sex... Oh, there's boatloads.. :biker:
If they like all your Facebook statuses they probably like you. I know this from experience...
You tell them, and then it either works or it doesn't. Waiting will just cause you to lose your chance. Just go right out and do it.. Because...
Wicked shit. This has inspired me to take some dread pics.
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