Wait, are you saying there's hippies out there with, like, jobs? [gasps, re-lights joint]
monogamy is communism
I've been what is known as piss-drunk on several occasions, but the thing with me is I never get to that point of losing control/awareness of what...
Is professional sex really ever any good? The city I live in is famous for its 'window workers', but while I've walked through the district often...
this all sounds very homosexual to me, but keep in mind there's no clear dividing lines in nature, so maybe you're just of the curious disposition
Being a Dutch native speaker, I like to sometimes read pornographic fiction from the Netherlands - shit, if you thought some of the stories on...
I accidentally dropped a joint on my friend's cat once. It was just contently sitting on my lap and somehow my stoned ass just dropped the j right...
I love how you don't use any punctuation, except for the odd '...' Very sexy. Reminds me of Molly Bloom's soliloquy at the end of James Joyce's...
I have, and I'm sure you've heard this one yourself, but maybe you should stop being so accomodating to her. This doesn't mean turning into a...
I'm astounded every time I hear about these mandatory drug tests US employers are allowed to spring on their employees. Off topic, maybe, but this...
I don't doubt it's frustrating as hell to be an all around successful guy, yet knowing that some girl who is, as you say, just some barista, can...
I was on the train the other day when I overhead this crazy conversation between a middle-aged woman and what I assume was her teenage daughter....
Ha, I tried to think of senior, grey-haired vaginas in general the first time I got a blowjob, and didn't last much more than a minute. Luckily,...
Whatever you do, don't tug it during the day. If you must, stroke it before going to sleep, so then at least you can recompense on the spent sperm...
Good call. Stores in general tend to be more entertaining/bearable when high. In school me and my friends would go into random stores and just buy...
1. Anything remotely sexual. 2. Talk shit to people you know are just way too uptight for their own good. 3. Go walk aimlessly through the city....
ariekanibalie thanks for the tips on that unit, i may invest, the magic bullet it's called? seems like a great investment, only thing is I would...
Get one of these Magic Bullet, Bud Bomb or AmazeD pipes with an enclosed bullet, as this prevents a lot of the smoke going to waste as per regular...
Cheese Gargling Naked Sluts 7
No first-hand experience here, and hoping to keep it that way, but from what I understand prison rape has nothing to do with 'homosexuality' and...
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