It was all a joke folks...lightheartedness and stuff, y'know? I really don't care what you call your naughty bits...call it Jacob for all I care.
Too proud to starve/panhandle for your craft?
Ladies, please... Quit calling your snatch "yoni". Yoni in Sanskrit means Divine Passage...it refers to the act of childbirth, not female...
Drop out and become a street kid. That would be so much more awesome than sleeping in a warm bed provided by your parents.
Marry me!
If your dog walks up and licks your browneye...how is that animal abuse?
I could easily ask the same thing about women. The male of the species does not have a monopoly on commitment fears. You're 17 darlin', so I...
I'm all for extra-marital affairs. You guys need to hook up often! Keep us posted.
I think the real question is...Why the fuck do you care?
This thread is like a shitty comedy routine written by Green Day.
Mexicans
Well, well...aren't we the little cock 'o' the walk.
So...don't worry about it. The size of your dong shouldn't matter to you in the least. Pussy feels the same no matter what size dick you got. If...
I wouldn't go so far as to say I hate people but, I'm real fond of most of them.
Pffffffft
You can probably get a hooker in Mexico with less money spent and far fewer hassles than trying to get your dick into some boring straight edge girl.
Rather than ask for legal advice from a bunch of stoners, sex addicts, all-around-fuckwits and disaffected youth...you could have called the court...
Okay...first, Zippos are not expensive. The basic silver Zippo is fourteen bucks. I bought mine 12 years ago and still use it every day. I'd say...
I know how you feel DancerAnnie. The thing that has always bugged me about my degree is that no employer/prospective employer has ever asked to...
As soon as you swallow it.
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