The phlegm's getting a little better. A couple days and I believe I will be phlegm-free.
Burger Bits
I can use an assistant. Some one who knows how to listen. [IMG]
Teeny girly balls.
You're hired to be Tiger Woods' ball girl.
Imaginary skull pulverized by an imaginary cosmic bowling ball.
Never washes her hands after going to the loo.
I'm actually a 78-year-old Ukranian woman.
Gorgonzola
You stole my wife, you horse thief!
Ha Ha!!! You won free plastic surgery. See how perfectly beautiful you can be! [IMG]
Sacrificed to the insect god!
You sat on my tuffet.
In another lifetime you were Princess Jasmine. [IMG]
I thought you should know the same thing applies to testicles.
That one looks pretty much like my old one. Do you have another? You win this puppy. [IMG]
You're all going to die. Everybody except me, ha ha!
Why is a waterfall?
A beautiful girl with green eyes wearing a keffiyeh attempted to assasinate me so I'm running a little late.
Baby it's cold outside!
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