Then that Bedouin goat's horn knife will come in handy....
Ooh, yay, well that's alright then. Castro the camel has a built in GPS....
Oh you cheeky bastard! :tongue:
And cake is a made up drug....
Hehehe, he's just kidding, don't worry! We have a warped sense of humour on this forum!
Could I ask you not to leave me in that kind of situation? It would be really quite considerate of you not to leave me to die in the desert....
Anywhere within a day's camel ride of Cairo, I'd imagine you'd be able to see sufficient light pollution on an otherwise unspoilt desert horizon...
Oi leave my cub scout uniform alone! I'd remember which direction civilisation was and use the sun to find my bearings....
I'd follow your tracks. I had a tracking badge in cub scouts, you know....
Seedless red....
A kettle of vultures....
Salman is a pretty kick ass name I have to say :tongue:
Your question got me thinking. What's your favourite boy's name, and your favourite girl's name?
Well I fully intend to be famous one day, so if we have kids they'll have to have ridiculous celebrity names. Only worse, they'll be literary as well!
Hahaha, what if I want to get out?
What are the other twelve powers doing at the moment?
It's just the outer flap, the zip's broken, I can keep it shut with velcro so it would easily hold out a shower, but I think a torrential downpour...
Do we know what the weather's going to be like yet? I have a tent that may or may not let in rain, so I'm debating whether to get a new one or not....
I can't believe you know Mohammad Al-Fayed and you say I'm posh!
I've always fancied giving my pets communist names, Karl Barx the dog, Neigh Guevara the horse or maybe Stalin the stallion and Trottersky the...
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