i do that every night!!!! sancho is the only person i love.
you always recommend suicide... can't you be more creative? offer up new and interesting ways of committing suicide and deliver it in haiku form?
it's a good point. not only is it incessant waste and totally mindless, but unnecessary in most places in the developed. the energy consumed by...
my sister in law smashed a wolf spider and all it's little wolf spider babies exploded all over her bathroom and ran around. fucking horrible....
unless the government is in charge of it.
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well, you can float in a cloud of golden glorious orgasmic joy when you're paying bills with someone else's money. me, i hate paying them. but,...
i think emo is spending gobs and gobs of your parents money to look like they neither love you nor have any money.
too fucking early, why the fuck does anyone sit and watch a sunrise?
the water out of the tap here is bottled and sold to people. i think it's called "poland springs."
i think i will spend today blowing raspberries at people and flicking boogers at them.
i'm not emo, either. i've graduated to bitter.
meg ryan would star in it. not fish-lips ryan, french kiss ryan. she's neurotic, she's annoying, she's almost attractive, but not quite, and a...
that's sorta the whole deal. unless i don't.
i live pretty simply. i just hate giving people my money. i don't care if i owe it. i still don't like giving it. i went ahead and got a beer....
i despise it with a passion rivaled only by my enjoyment of beer. is it too early for a beer, you think?
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