A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a...
So, are you actually going to be nude or just wear something that suggests being nude?
Just because someone comes on a site like this asking for advice or posts a question or comment that someone else might consider strange, doesn't...
Are you looking at a D/s relationship when you say being Dominated by a man? I suggest you do some research before jump in with both feet. Find...
At least you're honest.... :)
They don't??? You don't fantasy about having sex with twins?
Right..... ;)
There is a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis. They are complaining about their lives. The cucumber says, "My life sucks. I'm put in salads, and to...
There was an old couple laying in bed. The man turns and tells the woman, "If you want to have sex, pull on my dick once. If you don't want to...
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a...
A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making...
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing...
LDR's are really hard, and a lot of work. You need to communicate a LOT!! Emails, Skype or Yahoo messenger, or both, phone calls, letters, cards,...
I have my own toys so that's not been an issue for me...
I was never spanked as a child, but years ago I watched porn where a girl was cuffed and wearing nipple clamps and was being spanked. All three...
Love to receive it.... :daisy:
Are you male or female? Female How old are you? 63 At what age did you start masturbating? 6 How many times a week do you masturbate? 6 How...
http://youtu.be/_UbGtjnluyY
Maybe that means I will never be a senior citizen...
I guess it depends on your definition of an "older" person.
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