I'm pretty sure he wanted to make you his sex slave just for shits and giggles[img][img]
Maybe those same girls are just trying to make you feel good now by telling you this.
Did you leave your Ritalin on the kitchen counter again this morning?
What about your mom?
Were they having sex with each other or with some sasquatch?
I'm sure Bug_Man misses you very much.
It certainly did change the whole meaning!
I notice alot of kids in my neighborhood look like the mailman. It's such a weird coincidence.
THEY CATCH ME WITH MY PANTS AROUND MY ANKLES, STANDING IN MY LIVING ROOM, QUITE OFTEN.
Everyone has hair. Only if she refused to shave it. There are alot of smooth shaven fish in the sea, you know.
I like big butts.....I can not lie....... What were we talking about anyway?
I like pie and K-mart.
What was he? A dog or the Planter's man?
Looks like Paul would get things kickin. Good job Paul man!
Then I would dump her ass and find another suitable debutant!
I gotta get me some!
Me to, critter. Tight jeans rule!
Dope or age. One of the two.
In Juicy Redgirl's boyfriend's defense, I sometimes have to sit down to pee when I have a boner.
Why does your boyfriend sit on the toilet when he pees? Lazy?
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