[IMG] Halloween themed fleshlight
The Minotaur was gay.
[IMG] Some kind of Wonderful
everyone enthusiastically stepped on those caring for cave dwellers interested in stone
batman delightedly pooped on those voting for basement dwellers interested in golf.
The Bride of Frankenstein was vegan.
Zombies think red wine is the appropriate choice when eating brains.
[IMG] You favorite movie creature
ROLLINGALONG happily hacked off, became angry at women lighting farts on fire.
Have been reading my mail?
Most Vampires prefer Chicago Style deep dish Pizza over NY style slices.
Has built a complete Smurf Village including Gargamel's castle in his back yard and lets his pet mice and frogs live in it.
Chubacabra can ran run at speeds up to 25 MPH for periods longer than the average North African male's entire life span.
[IMG] A dog wearing rain boots
Half of a turkey sammich and a bowl of blackbean soup from Panera
Somewhere out there right now, someone has invented a better mouse trap, and comically gotten caught in it.
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After much thought and meditation, decided to spend the third decade of his awareness developing and publishing his philosophy concerning and...
"The" Loch Ness monster is actually a family of 4 brothers and one sister monsters, who run a bed and breakfast in a former hunting lodge once...
If they had a note pad and a pencil, would they be wearing those stupid hats?
Separate names with a comma.