Well I suppose it wouldn't have been so bad if they didn't have to share the details. Or the fact that they looked like child molesters. Or the...
I work in a hotel. As I've meantioned before. And I've had a couple of the guests down here asking where they can find prostitutes! Then, when I...
Putting Noel Edmunds in Paul Daniels magic act where he is sealed in a box and has swords stabbed into it. Oh, and something bad happening to...
My resolution is to spend less time with my partners parents. Nasty I know, but you should meet them... Then again, no one should ever meet them.
I really love the forest of dean idea. Used to be like a second home for me. I also like Avebury in Wiltshire. It's a big hang out for pagans. If...
I'd bake a hundred of them and throw them at the parents. I wouldn't wish them any specific harm... When the kid gets to 21 he'd probably...
Just how many shoes was he expecting the guy to have?:confused:
Went to the bank.... only to find I haven't been payed. Came to work at 22:30 Mucked about till Now.
.... though obviously not too hard. Working nights would suck if my job wasn't the easiest job in the world. I work in a hotel as the night...
Hey all you happy peeps. When I last posted I was moaning that I wouldn't be around much longer because I could only post from work, and I was...
1. left for work 2 got to work 3. started posting on HF seems to be all I do these days
Me too, the rent doesn't pay itself. Besides, might be a good thing. Spending most of my life on a bus to work, then at work, then on the bus...
I had mine off at birth. Too tight, couldn't pee....so they tell me. Women tend to prefer it. Feels smoother in the mouth.... so they tell me....
Just started this job a month ago and already I think me and my GF are gonna get fired. Just not performing as well as they want us to. Thing is,...
:D:D How do pirates get up in the morning? With an alARRm! Where do pirates grow crops? On a fARRm! Where do pirates keep there cows? In a...
The rules of the game I play have an extra bonus. And are as follows. 1. Once you are aware of THE GAME, you are playing THE GAME. 2. Thinking of...
Apparently, the only person to ever win the game is Chuck Norris. Don't ask me why....
I know. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I had to do it. Sorry P13.
THE GAME I did warn you... Does anyone else actually know what this means?
The souls of my feet are black. I keep accidentally treading on ants.
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