I hear your dad calling.
Well if you are as stupid as i think you are, anything is going to be hard for you. Wise up.
I think they are rated number 3 and 4 in the nation. Something like that.
I just realized you are from Alabama. No further explanation needed. BTW if you attend a University in the South, you can rest assured that any...
So your dad's pants are around his ankles then? WTF sister. It's only self explanatory in the mind of the person who wrote it.
Yeah. Which one do you like?
I suspect that you lost your train of thought either from being too stoned or your dad is next to you with his pants around his ankles.
Go ahead. Please finish your thought.
I skip the finger and go straight for the cucumber.
Well, your dad is a great role model, ain't he.
Christ are you fucking gay. Okay. Fair enough. I will try to give him some guidance as to where he can find his ass plugging dildo to get his bf...
You have no idea who I am, doll. Anyway he asked a fucking stupid question. A good question would be "where can I go to get the best deal on a...
Latino women definitely take the hot cake. South Americans! Yeeeow!~
Seeing a niceround butt bumping forward and back against my pelvis is why I get up in the morning to face a new day.
What's wrong? Is your dick too small to pleasure her?
Tiny waist and some junk in the trunk makes the world go around.
Perhaps you'd like to see a close up shot of my asshole?
I was being sarcastic. Don't you recognize sarcasm?
Wow! That poem really rocked. Right on dude.
It's never the well educated, polished individuals having the abortions or a shitload of kids. It's always these fucking losers who can't afford...
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