After six weeks of consuming an overwhelming amount of the prepackaged skimmed milk product and lack of sunshine my flesh began to take on a pale...
While incarcerated the imagined sexual image of "Stinky" remained my foremost maturbatory fantasy resulting in strange formations of stains...
It was during my incarceration I began work on a short story idea entited "It Started With Stinky" (A Luv Story). Please keep in mind for the...
Under the seat of my car in a plastic bag is the manuscript of a book inspired by the morid and perverse corruption overwhelming the AM radio...
Personally I consider the entire pack of them delusional backwards screwballs serving no useful purpose to anyone other than themselves. How...
Yeah right! He deserted the German Army in 1945 when all Nazis were running scared through the woods and denying involvement.
It's good that a former Nazi can rise to such a highly "respected" position. Remember what William Burroughs said "Never enter a church. The only...
After this latest episode I became fearful of falling asleep again. Eventually I dropped silently and without incident into a dazed and...
I was relieved to realize the entire Helga thing was just another bad dream brought about by too many real life situations like the slimy ring of...
When I regained conciousness I was hard pressed to remember a damn thing other than a horse is a horse of course. And no one can talk to a horse...
My reasons for despising the cancerous Jennings are explained in full detail on the thread "The Last Time I Ate French Toast" located on the...
After mastering the direct TV remote control Helga soon developed a pathological obsession with episodes of "Mr Ed" and started singing the theme...
The night she arrived went sleepless and sweat drenched. Helga proved to be the Russian equivilent of a 8 Pound Orick. The first few weeks went...
I look forward to live coverage on ABC of the funeral of Peter Jennings with sad music and a special appearance by Kenny G. For insite as to the...
The success of "1001 Ways To Mash Your Potato" continued in paperback form with the first edition hardcover skyrocketing in value on the...
Well as far as I'm concerned the the Vatican should truly hold it's head in shame for allowing that fat perverted and twisted degenerate Cardinal...
Several years later I began consuming potatoes in large quantities as a result of an intestinal infection restricting digestion of any other food...
Has anyone else gotten a hard-on while looking at those whores on CNN?
Jesus Christ! She looks like someone dipped her fucking head in candle wax! What a goddamn loon!
Although in all honesty I should mention the fact that Mullins did not actually attend the Catholic gradeschool of my youthful nightmares. I met...
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