There's a sex bar in Amsterdam where a chick will stick a banana up her **** and inches it out as you eat it. Now that's about enough to make...
You're fucked man. The minute she gets that ring it's all over. Try 3 or 4 times a month. Then come the kids... Once a month if you're lucky....
take a shower and wait for her to say something. It's usually "Let's just get this over with". I'll mention divorce after 6 months of stupid...
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