My favorite pop is when I pull my dingus out of a girl's sticky booty hole.
They don't call me Sneaky McSly for nothin'.
If the back rub doesn't work I'll start on the front...
Racist wiggers...all I'm sayin'.
we could take turns riding one another's faces.
I could work that right out...*cracks knuckles, rubs palms together like Mr. Miyagi*
I support the ethical treatment of animals. This includes ripping their innards out and feasting on their soft, bountiful flesh.
I was gonna go see the Simpsons but the theater was too crowded for this hermit. I rented La Dolce Vita for the 80th time...
religion, schmeligion...
Yep, just as good as being a Wiccan, or wicca or whatever...
Who said god was a man?
I only have one set of dishes. I use them for pasta and everything else.
still long enough to grab a fist full when your gettin' boned from behind
Punk is dead, these folks just didn't get the memo. Nice pics though.
What's she gonna do...tell Jesus on you?
You're 20 for fuck's sake....outta be able to say what you please around her.
What are her excuses for having you come over? I'm thinking she's just suckered you into doing some free labor. I can't wait to see how this...
Said the Arkansan with the heart of pure gold...
Stroke my .38.
I don't know if it's the same where you live but, anyone can apply to have a community access show here. They even loan you the equipment and give...
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